| Hey U, what are you UP to? | Nuthin’ right now. Just hangin’ out. |
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Hey. What’s UP?
I was goin’ to ask you the same ass thing.
I think you know where this is leading.
Maybe not.
| I don’t know what he’s talking about. | Are you sure about that? |
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It’s not like I feel left out or anything.
I was lying. Actually, it is like that.
| I’m sorry to have to tell you this. But I’ve got a new boyfriend. |  |
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| We have to tell him. | |
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Tell me what?
Um. Well. It’s like this.
We’re going steady.
| Did you really have to tell me that? | I felt you had a right to know. |
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| Did it really have to be U? | Now what’s that about? |
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Yeah. What’s that about?
| Maybe you should stay out of this. | I don’t very well see how I can. |
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| He’s not the best choice for you. | And you ARE? |
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I didn’t say that. I know I was unfaithful a couple of few times.
I lost count. Actually.
| You guys are pairing UP? What is going on? | | | He likes me. |
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| This is beginning to feel like a commercial. |
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I think we should be paid for this.
| Who owns this company? When I think about it, 7UP has not been big for a long time. In fact, I do not think it has ever been big. |
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You know what’s big these days? MONSTER DRINKS.
| I still need to pee. | Yeah, I’m gettin’ that feelin’ too. | Not me. |
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Sniff sniff.
Who didn’t wear any deodorant? Didn’t wash? Needs to go to the bathroom? Something.
| Not me, you upside down nose. |
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Hey, that was a bit personal.
| You get personal with me. I get personal with you. Plus, you talked exactly about that during comedy night. It was OK to say then. |
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Hey, that’s not fair. And, yeah, I talked about it. I get to talk about stuff like that. But not you.
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They are ganging up on me. |
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This calls for some fancy footwork. |
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| Look, I am sensing some hurt feelings here. | |
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| Why am I suddenly craving carbonated sugar water with a touch of lime? | It’s the setup I tell you. That is just how it works when we hang out like this. | If I drink too much carbonated sugar water I am going to need to pee. |
